He danced the Tootsie Roll,
He danced the Tootsie Roll;
He stepped his way through sweet Lifesavers,
skipped his feet through all five flavors,
floated out on air-like wafers,
glided out on pure white glaciers,
He danced the Tootsie Roll,
He danced the Tootsie Roll.

No,
It was not the Jelly Roll;
It was not the Belly Bowl;
It was not the Piano Roll;
It was not Hispano Soul;
It was not the Rabbit Hole;
It was not the Hobbit Hole;
It was not the Barcarole;
It was not the Parker Roll;
It was not Poughkeepsie Stroll;
It was not a whiskey bold;
It was not Icelandic Skoal;
It was not Iambic Droll;
It was not Scholl's Footsie Soles;
But It was the Tootsie Roll.

He danced the Tootsie Roll,
He danced the Tootsie Roll;
He stepped his way through sweet Lifesavers,
skipped his feet through all five flavors,
floated out on air-like wafers,
glided out on pure white glaciers,
He danced the Tootsie Roll,
He danced the Tootsie Roll.

-Ron Whiteurs